Look, I’m just trying to get the good word out on the music with this review. It’s not like I’m trying to impress anybody with my verbal dexterity (solid word….impressed yet?), keyboard adroitness (boo-yah, thesaurus), or even, oh I don’t know, my flippantly wanton description-rattling abilities (I don’t get that one either). It is NOT about that. However, it will be about how I can emotionally connect to this album more than anyone else with working ears. As someone with a blog (which is about everyone under 75), I am an artist. Well, no, actually I listen to artists who make art and then I explain how unique I am for “getting” the art. This is….my art. Now, onto the emotional purge. I hope I make it through.
Bon Iver’s new album, entitled Bon-Bon and the Electric Amoeba….wait, hold on. That must be a typo. Ok here we go…..yep, it’s just called Bon Iver. I thought the original title had some real sparkle. I’m over it. Well it’s sure to be one of the year’s best albums, otherwise I wouldn’t waste my time typing about it. First thing’s first, the lyrics make no gosh damn sense to anyone who isn’t the author, so there’s really no point in attempting to decipher them. They sound as if they were written by that Beowulf dude or something. You are a pretentious liar if you claim to honestly understand them. The way he weaves the words around his Cream of Wheat (TM) voice is quite pretty and perfect, and much more important that what his vaguely poetic lyrics are saying. I will say that the songs seem to be about heartbreak, struggle, longing, human relationships….and yeah we’re all shocked. This album is like a Terrence Malick film…the plot doesn’t matter as much as the overall experience.
“Perth” opens up said album with five seconds of gratuitous silence before any actual music begins. I swear, things ain’t what they used to be. Ace of Base never made me wait. The music finally starts with a slowly escalating electric guitar line and militaristic drumming off in the distance. Falsetto intact, Mr. Iver commands the band to a culmination thrust along by keys and battle horns. Now if only Braveheart had this in the score it might have been popular. The next track, “Minnesota, WI”, has a charming, jammy intro until it’s abruptly stopped by starry synths and delicate banjo/ukulele/mandolin picking. Some intense back and forth sing-versation (R. Kelly inspired word) between Iver’s falsetto and tenor leads the song to a boil before a sudden halt.
“Holocene” is one of the finest songs he has written yet. There is a simple outline: acoustic guitars are plucked, horns are hushed, a remote organ looms around his forlorn singing; all while marching-band style drums speed up the tension. It’s as beautiful as a song you’ll hear all year…unless you listen to a lot of 4 Non Blondes this year. The trio of songs that open this LP should be applauded for bursting all expectations any shut-in had for him to return to the woods and record another solo acoustic weeper. For Emma, Forever Ago was a once in a lifetime record made under unique circumstances. No one should ever expect him to even try to make another one of those again. Vernon can only move forward, and he has. Considering all the projects he’s been involved with over the past 3 years, no one should call this a giant leap in sound either. The “leap” is expected and necessary.
Pushing onward we have “Towers”, which is a little country/pop shuffle of a ditty a la Wilco circa when they mattered (I’m thinking “Hummingbird”). ”Michicant”, “Hinnom,TX”, and “Wash.” settle Bon Iver down into a patient lull. The songs seem to blend together into one piece, which may have been the reason for the sequencing, but it’s a refreshingly calming blend. After the prior bombardment of diverse instrumentation all hitting at once, it’s nice to be able to identify the sounds dropping in and out while Vernon’s vocals swirls around these songs. Reverberating piano plunks, dramatic violin swells, and atmospheric pedal steel highlight this section of the album.
“Calgary” gets us back on our feet….well, right after that funeral organ drone gives way to fuzzed out guitars and drums. One of his best and catchiest vocal performances ends up as a compact arena anthem followed by an acoustic comedown right where we started. “Lisbon, OH’ is just the ol’ ambient segue that seems like a popular choice with these “serious” artist types. It does flow nicely into the final track though, so do try to grind out that one minute and thirty seconds if you can.
“Beth/Rest” is a totally absurd concept if you haven’t heard Vernon’s recent work with Gayngs. Cheesed-out Boyz II Men keyboard, Top Gun guitar, porn horn, and a smidge of Auto-Tune top off this should-be train wreck. However, the typically earnest vocal stylings and the smart choice of throwing in pedal steel and real piano avert any such wreck. While sounding a bit out of place, it’s a great song made without any irony. Although try not to think of a fist-pumping Tom Cruise at the 3:41 mark. Impossible. I’ve most likely ruined the song for you.
Basically, the man’s general vocal/throat area (I excelled in science) can do no wrong, no matter the surroundings. He could sing Phantom of the F*cking Opera and I’d still probably enjoy it (note to my man Bon-Bon: please don’t actually do that). So Bon Iver is the culmination of his recent experience with Gayngs, Volcano Choir, and other sources he has picked up along the way. Even though the sound is much more diverse and expansive than his first album, he still has retained the general tone and structure of For Emma. Because Vernon is so talented and has so many ideas, it’s frivolous to compartmentalize the music he creates. He’s on a unique level by himself. It’s nice to see Helplessness Blues has a little competition this year.

















